Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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