im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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