how hairy? two words: wookie tits
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
The uberlube is also flammable
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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