That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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