Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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