Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
just tell him i said nine months
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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