Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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