this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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