if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Randomize
