nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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