i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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