Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
That's when you crack a 10am beer
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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