Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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