I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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