that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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