I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
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yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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