we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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