You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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