chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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