Whod you bang
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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