I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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