Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I will be naked everywhere
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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