What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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