She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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