I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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