At least make sure they are 18
Why
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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