No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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