super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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