My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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