Whod you bang
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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