There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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