And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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