Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
