What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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