you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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