Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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