we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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