the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
we should paint friendship bongs
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