At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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