Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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