she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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