i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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