I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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