Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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