I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You don't make any sense
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