I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
why is half of my head shaved?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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