So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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