Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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