ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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