Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
they're like a gay fantastic four
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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