Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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