Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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