don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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