Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
