Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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