i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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