Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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